“Hey, Naomi, how’s everything? What’s new?” – “Hey, Riley, all’s well. The kids came over for the holidays, brought the grandkids… They’re so sweet, came with groceries, everyone gathered, cooked, set the table… and nobody got tired, everyone had fun…” – “You lucked out with your daughter-in-law. My son ended up with quite the odd one, not really a wife at all.” – “Why? I thought…”